extra-wide dress

[Betty]

Is that dress wide enough for ya?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sRlni5rUF4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sRlni5rUF4</a>

[BabyLock]

Damn neat - but one must be very very careful going in out and about in the house.
With that much W-I-D-T-H care must be taken not to knock things off counter tops;
tables; coffee tables; etc. Not to mention approaching a kitchen or dining room table
set for service. If using a high chair you would disappear in the bulk !
AND going for a car ride must be hilarious - with all that bulk in the way and then
most important part the piece de la resistance the 5 point baby seat belt buckling
harness trying to find a way to fasten the buckles. That and then you are not old
enough to drive so no worry about getting behind the wheel and losing it !
Another factor is with all that fluff how to change your diaper when you can't see
what you are doing - Oh so you have someone change it well that makes sense.
Obviously it would take a bit of time to undress to a point that a bathroom would
be accessible; that has to be a riot ! So it would more important than ever to be
wearing diapers - your very own personal portable potty !
To put all that yards and yards and yards of petticoat(s) on must take almost forever.
Anticipation of all that massaging crinkling crinoline rubbing all over the place has
gotts to be a turn on !

Lastly if you do get out and about shopping beware being the bull in the china shop !
Give way for the W-I-D-E load factor - maybe an 18 wheeler sign would be app-a-pro
with signage and flashing lights and an escort to open and close doors clear elevators
and stairwells.

My God you are something ------ *** !!!

[ballucanb]

 I can just see my toothpick skinny legs in white tights sticking out of that beautiful dress, if you wanted to inflict petticoat punishment on someone that would be the dress.